Edgar, the Cabbage

Nov 8, 2023

A novel for adults who wish they were kids, kids who wish they were adults, and all assortments of broccolis and cauliflowers.

Chapter the First: Cabbage in the Sky

The Mad Christian

Nov 8

Edgar was a boy. He was not a cabbage. Now, this is not to say that a cabbage is something one would never want to be. Edgar spent not a few balmy summer afternoons dreaming of nothing more than spreading his roots in a warm pasture of mud, rocketing his leaves to the glorious light of the sky, and basking in the power of chloroform.

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